Sunday, April 30, 2006

IF - Under the Sea

Err.. umm.. ahoy?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

IF - Robot

"Why would someone design a robot to be a criminal?" The answer is a complex and paranoid robot plot. Humans design and build robots that develop higher intelligence. They see humans as imperfect and decide to destroy the obsolete life forms. The robots do eventually learn that chaos is a necessary part of existence, but only after all the humans are gone from the perfectly dull robot cities. So to spice things up the robots start to design robot disturbers to give jobs to all the out of work Police-Bots, and Lawyer-Bots. It's sort of like when the Terminator learns to say "talk to the hand."
Do people still say that?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

IF - Spotted

A lady in a spotted dress. A spotted cat, spotted by a small girl with a red balloon. The giraffe stands alone. Naayy!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

IF - Speed

A large crowd has gathered on this partly clouded day to see what has been promoted as the greatest stunt of all time. As Double Dare straps on his jet-pack his wife and pups wave to him from the grandstand which has been roped off at a safe distance. "Why did I let Salty talk me into this again?" Somehow his manager is always able to convince Double Dare into one "last" stunt. Salty promised this one is to be last-last ever, and if this cheap amy surplus jet fuel explodes it just might be. The count down begins. "I love you Mitsie" the words are drowned out by the jet pack's roars, but she can still read his lips through the smoke. Double Dare waves to the crowd, and gives Salty the thumbs up before flipping down his blast shield. Five.. four.. three.. two.. late to back out now.. one.. BLAST OFF!!

Monday, April 03, 2006

IF - Spring

Spring time is here and this birdie couple wants to build the warmest nest possible for their new eggs.

New Web Site

In a move completely motivated by ego and self interest, my web site is now