IF - Tales and Legends

Melvin Fishguy had always been content. He had a successful shuttle-fish company, a condo in the exclusive Octo-Pod tower, but love had eluded him. His mother tried to reassure him that he was quite a catch, but parents always say that about their own spawn. The truth was that no matter how successful Melvin was, he was a boring cold fish. That was until today...

I totally loved this weeks topic, tales and legends. I wanted to take on a classic so the obvious choice was the lost city of Atlantis. I envisioned an organic looking city surrounded by the ruins of the ancient Atlantis.

IF - Plain

Do you find the excitement of ice cream too complicated at the end of a busy day? Then try the new Plain Ice Milk from Aunt Beige. It's a frozen treat* made from ordinary skim milk with no flavour added.

*Serve at room temperature to avoid ice cream headaches.

IF - Stitch

Ouch, runners stitch! A little retro gym class flashback... I remember that back in the day, some of the guys on the track team smoked. They would put a cigarette behind their ear, so they could light up right after a race, long-jump, or vaulting event.

IF - 100%

Like being glued into the itchiest sweater ever! The only escape is to shave your way out.