IF - Match
Have you ever heard of the Fairy Sock Mother? Well.. when you are missing a sock always leave the lone sock under your pillow. At night the Fairy Sock Mother will visit you. The Fairy Sock Mother will fly into your bedroom and collect un-matching socks with her Magical Golden Sock Tongs from Fairyland. Then if your sock smells ripe enough, she will leave you a new matching pair at the foot of your bed. Your old sock is taken back to Fairyland where they are used to stuff the crotches of magicians.