Thursday, March 29, 2007

IF - I Spy


Lady Spy: “Hail Spider!”
Henchman: (unenthusiastically) “Hail Spider..”
Lady Spy: “Are you sure that you were not followed?”
Henchman: “Relax, there's nothing around for miles, except for that pizza delivery van across the street.”
Lady Spy: “Do you have the vial?”
Henchman: “Here take it. All the bubbles give me the creeps.”
Lady Spy: “Spider will be pleased..”
Henchman: “You know.. it is kind of strange that a pizza van would be parked at the old abandoned docks.”

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

IF-Total



Ring-Ring.. Ring-Ring.. “Hello Mr. President? Yes sir the giraffe is right here, one second please I'll put him on.”
When you are trying to beat the world record for the most animals in a phone booth at one time, don't tell the elephants.
Total Animals = 5

Thursday, March 15, 2007

IF - Wired


A strange feeling overtook Ned. Fastened with new braces, he is now more contraption than child. Surgically stainless bands clamped down to each rebel tooth. Ned is consumed by a restless assignment to cut all wires. Wires! He must be free of them.. Ned shall be wired no more! Hahahha..

Thursday, March 08, 2007

IF - Hide


It may have seemed like Pickledog has been in hiding this week, but we have been very busy moving the Pickle household to our new fabulous location down the street. We're still putting things together, and with any luck our refrigerator will be running this weekend. Yaaay.. cold food!

This little burger rustler on the other hand has been running for quite some time now, and is hoping that it's his trail that runs cold soon.